2015-01-20 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-01-20 [The Iron Warrior]: [draws sword of my own,jumps in front of nekko blocking sword thrust]

2015-01-20 [The Obsidian Knight]: *curses as you protect the fox yiffie.does back flip behind the fox and shoves sword through his heart*

2015-01-20 [Nekko Fox]: *Doesn't have time for this, has plenty of work to do filling cups for the thirsty customers*

*wave after wave of Pacos come crashing down on The Obstetric Night thanks to a specially applied floor mechanism known as a Paco Crasher*

*It's super effective*

*Nekko gains 13 xp from his low-level opponent and receives 327 gil*

*Nekko consumes The Obfuscated Kite's body for nourishment and gains 2 levels*

*The locals cheer enthusiastically as Nekko gives the masticated remains a ribbon for participation*

2015-01-20 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-01-20 [The Iron Warrior]: sweet

2015-01-20 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-01-20 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-01-21 [Violen Trapist]: *bursts in handsomely*

GIVE ME BACK MY RIBBON, CUR!

*pulls out his mighty Boomerang Sword™ and violently hurls it at a passing Paco*

*it misses horribly and promptly returns at a high velocity, brutally severing [Violen Trapist]'s head, which flies across the room, landing in some British gentleman's tea*

"I say!"

*Violen Trapist loses 4600 gold*

*Violen Trapist gains 4600 gold*

*Violen Trapist gains 36000 xp for defeating such a powerful enemy*

*What's this? Violen Trapist's corpse is evolving!*

*Violen Trapist's corpse has evolved into a truck*

*Truck is out of gas*

*Truck is towed*

*Truck is lonely here in the lot...*

2015-01-21 [Nekko Fox]: *His truck notices a little automobile, new to the impound*

*the truck decides to mark his dominance and set an example*

*the truck rapes the little car while its on the phone with its owner asking for help*

*Rocko's car gets raped in the impound lot and Rocko listened to it over the phone*

*Childrens' tv is hardcore*

2015-01-22 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: *huge 4x4 sees truck raping car! rapes truck using its large stacks!!!*

2015-01-22 [Nekko Fox]: *Everyone snickers at the huge 4x4*

*tiny truck-penis clearly visible*

*obviously overcompensating*

*regular truck actually asks if it's in yet*

*Huge 4x4 drowns itself in a bathtub full of windshield washer fluid*

*Nothing of value was lost*

2015-01-22 [Violen Trapist]: *except my expensive windshield washer fluid*

2015-01-22 [Nekko Fox]: *Except V.T's expensive washer fluid*

*Because the Pacos siphoned it afterword and sold it*

*they also took the trucks tires and radio, and left it up on blocks*

2015-01-23 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: [Giant rubber chicken walks in. Pees pacos putting V.T.s truck on blocks.Pulls out large dildo. Hears V.T. behind him. Grabs V.T SHOVING 20 FT DILDO UP HIS ASS IMPALING HIM!!!]

2015-01-23 [The Iron Warrior]: *watches as V.T. slides down giant dildo*

2015-01-23 [The Obsidian Knight]: *watches too.drinks a nekko special*

2015-01-23 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: *Sees chicken looking up V.T.s ass wondering where the dildo went!!*

2015-01-23 [Nekko Fox]: *Special report comes on about the gaping black hole that swallow a giant dildo in Billings, Montana*

*It was a 30-second block report wedged between a local news story about kittens and the weather*

2015-01-24 [DamionR]: *Stares at everything then shrugs and drinks his whiskey*

2015-01-24 [Nekko Fox]: You mean Fermented Nekko Juice® (Now available at all Bob's Diner Locations. Results may very. No refunds or substitutions).

We haven't carried whiskey in nearly....

...

We've never carried whiskey.

2015-01-25 [The Iron Warrior]: No the pacos pissed it out after they drank it lol

2015-01-25 [Nekko Fox]: Quiet Pasta, Pacos haven't earned their pissing licenses yet, you'll have the DEA all over us!

2015-01-26 [The Iron Warrior]: rolls in with wheel barrel full of monkeys

2015-01-26 [Nekko Fox]: NO OUTSIDE FOOD!

*The roof-mounted flame thrower units kick on and torch the errant simian influx*

2015-01-27 [The Iron Warrior]: SWEET THEY ARE READY TO PUT ON BUNSUNS!!!

2015-01-27 [Nekko Fox]: No sentences made entirely of capital letters and no more than one exclamation point per sentence!

*the flame thrower unit dowses Pasta in white phosphorous and he goes up like a Roman candle*

2015-01-27 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Watches the pillar of flame,people fapping,a giant rubber chicken,V.T. smiling all this stuff going on!!!

2015-01-28 [Nekko Fox]: Quiet 360 Burned Ghost, this is a slow day at Bob's. Wait til the strippers arrive.

2015-01-28 [The Iron Warrior]: yea they do need to strip all this old paint

2015-01-28 [Nekko Fox]: Lazy Mexicans always showing up late to do the stripping.

2015-01-28 [The Iron Warrior]: whats a mexican?

2015-01-28 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: I know let nekko shoot cans!

2015-01-28 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: yea mexi[cans],afri[cans] and puerto ri[cans] !!! MUWHAA HAA

2015-01-28 [Nekko Fox]: No, it's the company, Lazy Mexicans. They do paint stripping.

And they're Portuguese.

2015-01-29 [The Iron Warrior]: guesey,cheesy. craft portugeuse and macaroni!!

2015-01-29 [Nekko Fox]: Shame on you Rasta for denigrating an entire people to cheese.

*Eats his Portuguese and ramen*

2015-02-02 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: It would be nice if we could turn terrorist into cheese! They'd be useful then,And tasty

2015-02-02 [Nekko Fox]: Never heard of a terrerist. Pretty sure that's a form of canine joint.

Or am I thinking of a terrier wrist.

HEY PACO! Which one is it?

*The Pacos all flee from work like cockroaches subjected to sunlight*

2015-02-02 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: * pulls out a blunt and lights up*

2015-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: *Sprays Spirit in the face with a firehose, dousing the blunt and blasting the first two layers of skin off his face*

Do that outside. We only do crack here.

*lights up an 8-ball of crack*

2015-02-03 [The Obsidian Knight]: [elbows nekko,grabs eight ball hits it deep uses acme nekko cant do shit in any form whatever thing and inhales deeply]

2015-02-03 [The Iron Warrior]: asshole

2015-02-03 [The Obsidian Knight]: WATCHES NEKKO LICKING MANY PACO CRACKS

2015-02-03 [Nekko Fox]: *Stuffs Obsequious Mite into a cannon and shoots him out the window before retrieving what little crack remains*

This isn't some cartoon.

2015-02-04 [The Obsidian Knight]: ouch!!!

2015-02-04 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Yes it is one!!gekko lox!! I mean sicko blox!!

2015-02-04 [Nekko Fox]: Don't make me open my Rule 34 folder.

2015-02-04 [The Iron Warrior]: no rule 34 n a half ha

2015-02-04 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-02-05 [The Iron Warrior]: the band is here!!!

2015-02-06 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-02-06 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: He had a paco toco!!!

2015-02-07 [The Iron Warrior]: no a nekko burrito with onions

2015-02-07 [The Iron Warrior]: band starts playing the nekko song.then nekko starts singing it!!

2015-02-08 [Nekko Fox]: Please, I'm not a performance artist.

*Delicately pirouettes over the bar*

2015-02-09 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: Watches Nekko in his tutu!!

2015-02-09 [The Iron Warrior]: throws ice under nekko

2015-02-14 [rfrefv]: Ha whys everyone being so mean to nekko

2015-02-14 [The Iron Warrior]: this is nice! you should see mean!!

2015-02-14 [Nekko Fox]: *Skates away on the ice because bitch please this is my world*

*Delivers drinks*

*By delivers, he means dumps on customers*

*seriously, have you ever tried serving drinks while ice skating?*

*What I sacrifice for my art*

2015-02-14 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: Who's Art!

2015-02-14 [The Obsidian Knight]: He is the head paco!!*lobs water balloon at Nekko!*

2015-02-14 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: No, Art is NEKKO'S COCK!!!

2015-02-14 [Violen Trapist]: *Mort, or rather Violen or whoever else he is here, quickly dashes from the shadows, his skates on and ready to dazzle the audience. He plans out every twist, every turn, and every leap before even touching the ice*

*Mortolen Trapenguin smiles as he feels his skates touch the ice, his first time skating since the incident 12 years ago, and imagines the smiles on everyone's faces as he prepares to impress them all with his amazing skills*

*his foot slips, having not practiced in 12 years apparently, and Violort Penguapist trips (thinking one final thought to himself as he falls, "Why the fuck is the floor so icy anyway?!") and smashes his head against a rock that was in the middle of skating rink for some reason*

*the performance is over*

*Violen is dead*

*Mort doesn't even look up from the register as they haul his own corpse away, too engrossed in an interesting issue of Huge Hung Horses Doing Little Girls Monthly™ to pay any attention to his own demise*

2015-02-15 [Nekko Fox]: *Skates past the Collection Couriers of Constantinople for Corpse Carrying*

*falls into the abyss*

2015-02-15 [The Iron Warrior]: *abyss spits nekko back out!!! doesn't like the taste prefers paco tacos*

2015-02-16 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: EWWW!!

2015-02-17 [The Obsidian Knight]: TASTES LIKE CHICKEN SO I HEARD!!!

2015-02-17 [Nekko Fox]: *Scrapes off the Abyssal Sludge, courtesy of the Abyss, and plates it with some hors d'oeuvres he pulled out of the trash*

*the customers all stare in dead-eyed silence as their meals are put before them*

2015-02-23 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: *Smacks nekkos ass* Nekko you can not serve sludge without ketchup. How could you!!

2015-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: I'm pretty sure there were ketchup packets ground into the hors d'oeuvres.

Plus, there was even a tomato in that sludge at one point. I think it dissolved into the rest of the quagmire, but it's still in there.

2015-02-23 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: Ok you are forgiven!!! *Glomps you*

2015-02-23 [Nekko Fox]: *Tumbles back into the abyss*

*The rape monsters squeal with glee from the ebon shadow*

2015-03-02 [The Iron Warrior]: throws nekko a rope

2015-03-03 [Nekko Fox]: *The ropes gets thrown back along with a sign saying 'Back in Fifteen Minutes'*

2015-03-03 [The Iron Warrior]: lobs small nuclear device into abyss

2015-03-03 [The Iron Warrior]: [Nekko Fox] sends link

2015-03-03 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: sees link sent to nekko. uses it. uses the secret sliding door in nekkos guest book

2015-03-04 [Nekko Fox]: *Like the honey badger, he doesn't give a shit*

*Also like the honey badger, rape is seriously going on*

2015-03-04 [The Obsidian Knight]: Rap sux!!!

2015-03-04 [The Iron Warrior]: We don't need stinkin badgers!!!

2015-03-04 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-03-04 [The Iron Warrior]: eats the other banner

2015-04-10 [scotty30286]: Hello

2015-04-10 [scotty30286]: Nobody is online. When I was here like a million years ago there were people doing things all the time all over the place. Well some people. There was never the problem of overcrowding at least. Now there isn't anything around just old dead ruins. Maybe one day the person who owns this site will revamp it instead of letting it die.

2015-04-10 [The Obsidian Knight]: yea fact is a ghost town

2015-04-11 [scotty30286]: :O a response. Out of all things on here that was what I least expected lol.

2015-04-11 [feИmore]: Hey guys no worries, I plugged your wiki on a recent interview! Traffic will cum, literally! =P

2015-04-11 [scotty30286]: On a recent interview?

2015-04-11 [feИmore]: Yep comes out Sunday! ^^

2015-04-11 [scotty30286]: What was the interview about?

2015-04-11 [feИmore]: It's a secret lol

2015-04-11 [scotty30286]: Ooooh. okay.

2015-04-11 [feИmore]: *sends you off with a cookie and espresso!* this wiki will turn around soon...promises I can keep! ^^

2015-04-11 [scotty30286]: I wish there was one unifying place on this website that brought the few online users together to chat and have interesting conversations. Not out in the cold, alone and afraid.

2015-04-11 [feИmore]: Don't feel bad when my wiki goes cold, I just keep trying to make it better! =) That will happen here too. Your issue is more with members being active.

2015-04-11 [Nekko Fox]: This place is in its death throes and the owner can't be assed to do anything about revamping the site.

2015-04-11 [The Iron Warrior]: shit it's been in deaththroes for the past few years now

2015-04-12 [scotty30286]: Well isn't that the truth lol.

I think that this is the only website that i can say looks exactly EXACTLY the same as it did in 2006. Even Myspace upgrades it's layout.

2015-04-12 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: why should he upgrtade it seems hedda doesnt care

2015-04-12 [Nekko Fox]: That's precisely the problem.

2015-04-13 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: Maybe he's just real busy?*cough,cough*

2015-04-13 [feИmore]: Guys guys guys, try and have fun...after all I plugged your wiki for a reason! I want this be an awesome place to chill, hang out, be crazy! =)

2015-04-13 [feИmore]: Instead all that big text lol, you could just ask me for a graphic...just sayin!

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]:

2015-04-13 [The Obsidian Knight]: I don't think nekko needs graphics lmao!!!*pulls out sword saluting nekko* Sir these pics are fuckin awesome!!!!!!!!

2015-04-13 [feИmore]: The last one is really freaking cool! I love it!!!

2015-04-13 [Nekko Fox]: I'm a furfag. What kind of furfag wouldn't have a bunch of smut tucked away?

2015-04-13 [feИmore]: haha true story! all sooo cute af!

2015-05-28 [The Iron Warrior]: the pacos are rebelling

2015-05-29 [Nekko Fox]: *Sprays them with a few spritzes of water from their home town*

*They scream in agony and promptly start dying under a nightmarish wave of intestinal distress*

2015-05-29 [The Obsidian Knight]: more pacos to the left!!

2015-05-29 [Nekko Fox]: *Watches as the I.N.S. sitting at table 3 bum-rushes the pacos*

2015-06-11 [The Obsidian Knight]: -STICKS LEG OUT TRIPING NEKKO-

2015-06-11 [Nekko Fox]: *Wonders how he is being tripped while he's hovering*

-It's 2015

-You're not even hovering

-Come on bruh

*hovers over to the bar, the ceiling fan slicing off layers of his head as he passes through it*

2015-06-12 [The Obsidian Knight]: You didn't say you were hovering lol

2015-06-12 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Hes right you didn't mention the hovering till after he tripped you lol

2015-06-12 [Nekko Fox]: Bitches, I don't need to tell you anything. You were there. You watched it happen.

*does more obvious things that should be obvious if you were there*

2015-06-12 [The Iron Warrior]: You tell'em nekko!!!

2015-06-12 [Nekko Fox]: *accidentally hovers out the window. The DEA give chase, opening fire as they float after*

2015-06-12 [The Obsidian Knight]: -GETS IN GUNDAM ARMOR ATTACKS DEA-

2015-06-13 [The Iron Warrior]: -gets in hulkbuster armor-

2015-06-13 [Nekko Fox]: *Is already wearing his 12th Century Plate Mail*

*Like a sir*

*Floats into a jet engine*

2015-06-13 [The Iron Warrior]: -watches bits of nekko come out end of engine-

2015-06-13 [The Obsidian Knight]: -runs and gets basket to catch diced nekko- we can put this on the menu as the special of the day!!!

2015-06-13 [Nekko Fox]: *Would make a great Sunday Brunch*

2015-07-02 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]: Diced Nekko!!I prefer mine with a nice white wine!!

2015-07-03 [Nekko Fox]: White wine is in the jug we used to keep the rat poison.

*the Nekko chunks flap*

2015-07-03 [The Iron Warrior]: cool it will have flaver!!

2015-07-03 [Nekko Fox]: Flavor costs exta (FLAP, FLOP, FLAP)

2015-07-04 [The Obsidian Knight]: he said flaver! Flaver-to add nekko dices

2015-07-04 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: PLOOF

2016-01-10 [Violen Trapist]: Flaver costs extra as well. (FLOP, FLOP, FLUMP)

2016-01-10 [Nekko Fox]: Hitler did nothing wrong.

(Flops floppingly)

2016-01-10 [Violen Trapist]: YES HE DID. He didn't finish the job.

2016-01-10 [Nekko Fox]: No, he left us on a cliff-hanger. He's doing a sequel. Don't you read his blog?

2016-01-10 [The Iron Warrior]: how many jews does a german micro wave seeat?

2016-01-10 [Nekko Fox]: Germans use ovens you nerd.

2016-01-10 [The Iron Warrior]: they have modernized duh!!!!

2016-01-11 [Nekko Fox]: YOU CAN'T REPLACE THE CLASSICS.

2016-01-19 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Like pringles,verners,ruffles,fritos,and kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2016-01-19 [Nekko Fox]: Finally, someone understands.

*Gets his gone because NO ONE should understand*

2016-02-28 [The Obsidian Knight]: TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT FOREVER!!!

2016-02-28 [Nekko Fox]:

2016-05-13 [DamionR]: John McAfee for Pres.

2016-10-17 [Snakebyte Forktounge]:

2017-02-07 [Violen Trapist]:

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2017-06-02 [Violen Trapist]:

2017-06-03 [Nekko Fox]: I appreciate the random duck picture.

2017-06-03 [Violen Trapist]: It still has all the sexiest parts of the goose intact. Well, except maybe the liver.

2017-06-03 [Violen Trapist]:

2017-06-03 [Violen Trapist]:

2017-06-03 [Nekko Fox]: That goose did a rawr.

2017-10-19 [Violen Trapist]:

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2017-11-18 [Nekko Fox]:

2017-11-18 [Violen Trapist]: THIS ISN'T THE ONE TRUE DINER! *slaps the framed "D" rating right off the uncollapsed segment of wall*

2017-11-18 [Violen Trapist]:

2018-07-10 [Mistress Dark Jade of the Obsidian Rose]:

2019-01-16 [Stephen]: If comments are currency for the diner, then this place is about to go out of business.

2019-01-16 [The Iron Warrior]: no business is just slow

2019-01-17 [Violen Trapist]:

2019-01-17 [Violen Trapist]:

2019-01-18 [Stephen]: You have unique tastes. xD..

2019-01-19 [The Iron Warrior]: WONDERS IF IT SAFE TO LOOK

2019-01-19 [Violen Trapist]: Your mom tastes unique.

2019-01-19 [Violen Trapist]: https://t.me/turkeyschat

2019-01-19 [Stephen]: Requires downloading and signing up. Too much work. =|

2019-01-19 [The Iron Warrior]:

2019-01-31 [The Obsidian Knight]: bounty hunter looking for someone from fake

2019-06-12 cjiz2hot2handel: help I'm an old member of this and I'm trying to login but the email system seem not to be sending emails. My login is cjiz2hot2handel@yahoo.com please email me at cj2tech@hotmail.com

2022-05-25 [Violen Trapist]: Thank you for reaching out to us, cjiz2hot2handel. We will help you get the assistance you need in a prompt, orderly fashion. Please be patient, we are working on this issue as fast as we can.

*grabs his crack pipe from his desk and wriggles into a floor vent*